• Short Cranks Aren't Real Sweatshirt
  • Short Cranks Aren't Real Sweatshirt

Short Cranks Aren't Real Sweatshirt

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The Shirt

Comfortable, warm,cozy... just like appropriately sized cranks. This sweatshirt is incredibly soft and feels so nice.

Sizing is slightly larger than normal? I'm usually between a medium and large... and the medium fits better.

If you need a different size, choose the closest one and leave a note during checkout : )

short cranks aren't real, obviously

There's no such thing as short cranks, only appropriately sized cranks.

It's not clear when exactly the first short crank was "invented", but it's understood that it was intended to be used as a tool for good, for all (most) riders across the world. It was boutique brands, often humble minds marketed these leverage-lacking cranks as "more comfortable" and "better bike fit".

Soon after, the Global Bicycle Industry latched on to this trend to monotize and forced  many successful (ie PAID) professional riders to ride "short". The results speak for themselves...

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